Well, the rifle IS a Colt...
Yes, this is a joke. No, I don't think that my rifle makes me more manly. No, I'm not in the military. No, the BDUs aren't "real" (though they're made to proper spec). No, I don' think I'm some 'tardo urban ninja survivalist. Yes, it's loaded, yes, it's real, yes, it's 100% legal where I live.
And yes, I know how to use it... pretty well, if I do say so myself. If you're a piece of tan paper with concentric rings printed on, FEAR.
But Applejack IS Best Pony. That ain't subject to negotiation.
(this is a sorta silly thing because of this
. Unlike me, the gentleman in the referenced pic IS in the military.)