Yes, this is a joke. No, I don't think that my rifle makes me more manly. No, I'm not in the military. No, the BDUs aren't "real" (though they're made to proper spec). No, I don' think I'm some 'tardo urban ninja survivalist. Yes, it's loaded, yes, it's real, yes, it's 100% legal where I live.
And yes, I know how to use it... pretty well, if I do say so myself. If you're a piece of tan paper with concentric rings printed on, FEAR.
But Applejack IS Best Pony. That ain't subject to negotiation.
(this is a sorta silly thing because of this. Unlike me, the gentleman in the referenced pic IS in the military.)
and nice house. ...or background.
House. 1672 square feet of shed dog fur and pollen and strange roommate.
"1672 square feet of shed dog fur and pollen"
sounds cozy
...right? o_O